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Ancient Chinese Secrets

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Chinese Culture
~the most romantic thing you could EVER do in chinese culture is to spit gatorade (the blue kind) in the girl's face
~if the girl thinks it is romantic she will use your shirt to wipe it off as a sign of flirting. this being the second most romantic thing in chinese culture

Chinese mystery words and their possible orgin...
MYSTERY WORD: Cingoolur
POSSIBLE ORGIN: linguists have been studying this word for years now and a recent break through has them believing that when this is said they are refering to possibly a light shingle or maybe even the phone company Cingular
MYSTERY WORD: Showder
POSSIBLE ORGIN: historians believe that this originated back in the 1400 a.d. where the Hong Kong people had a ritualistic dance type show and Honk Kong girls especially ones named florie leung got very drunk on summer nights

MYSTERY WORD: Towler
POSSIBLE ORGIN: Historians and Lingusits have been pondering this word for many sleepless years of where this word originated and what its meaning is. At one point they thought that it was refering to a towel ( a object that people use to dry themselves off after bathing, usually made out of cotton) but recent ancient chinese secret manuscripts have been found that hint that the word is possible referring to a Royal Ruling family from many centuries ago. They were known as the Towlerskies Emperors and if you follow the lineagy down far enough you will see that a certain Florie Leung is possibly related to Royal family.

If you have any idea on the orgins of these words or perhaps have a relaible source you would like to share with us please email our top
Historian/Linguist Brian J. Roscoe at yellow_hawk_579@yahoo.com
 
~note please do not waste Brian's time for his is a very busy person and sorry ladies he is taken by the most bella girl a.k.a. Sweetness a.k.a. Darla a.k.a. Bald Guy a.k.a. Florian a.k.a. Warmness on Brian's soul
 

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Oh my God you are so BELLA I LOVE YOU

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also December 13 is I LOVE FLORIE DAY and might i add that this is officialy my new favorite day of the year next to April 18
 
HOMECOMING AGENDA:
1.) Brian is going to pick up Ms. Engh at 1:30 p.m. and he is going to bring her to the Bella Florie Leung's house at 2:00 p.m. and they are going to beautify
2.) After the drop off is complete Brian is going to go over to Master Nick's and hangout until around 4:30 p.m.
3.) After 4:30 p.m. Brian and Master Nicholas Russo are going to take Master Nichola's vehicle down to the Bella Florie Leung's house where we are going to pick up our beautiful dates. Master Nicholas will take Ms. Engh and Brian will take the Bella Florie Leung in her Scion. That is unless the Bella Florie Leung would like to drive herself and her date back to Master Nicholas's house. The reason for the Bella Florie Leung taking her Scion to Master Nicholas's is so that when everyone gets back from the dance and everyone is tired and needs to go home the Bella Florie Leung will have her car at Master Nicholas's house already and will be prepared to go home.
4.) Once we are back at Master Nicholas's house we will pose for pictures for our parents
5.) After we are done with our photos we will go to the high class resturant Chipotle at around 6:00 p.m.
6.) After Chipotle we will go to the dance and arrive around 8:00 p.m.
7.) After we are done at the dance at TBA time we will go back to Master Nicholas's house and watch possibly 2 movies depending on how late in the evening we get. One of the possible movies we watch is the 40 Year Old Virgin and the second is a surprise.
If there are any question feel free to call Brian at 378-1869
oh yeah and this is to the BELLA FLORIE LEUNG:
i love you so much sweetness thank you for being my homecoming date i can't imagine myself going with anyone else for the sole reason that if you weren't around my arm as we are making our way into the building i would not be going at all. Florian i love you so much and i and the butterflies are so glad that we have you again. I can't wait to be with you tomorrow every moment i am with you is priceless and i would not trade it up for all the music and money in the world. i love you and i am pissing myself i am so excited about homecoming